November 16th, 2011 § 14 Comments
What the heck is that semi organized two inch binder doing on your desk?!
It contains all of the Obey Crochet drawings, you say?!
And while cleaning and organizing because you live such a wild life style, you found two test prints?! that you don’t want? and want to give away for some awesome hard core hooker out there?
My joy, can not be contained. Not. At. All.
But how, oh how, oh hooky one, do I win this awesome display of hooker pride?! Edward Hook Hands! He’s dreamy.
Leave a comment, tell me your favorite, most awesome breakfast. Why? Because I like breakfast. And because I own this blog and I do what I want. And I want to see if you actually read my mutterings. Mutter.
I will pick two winners Monday morn when I get up. I live in Texas. Good luck. Hooks speed.
September 8th, 2011 § Leave a Comment
It hit 10 pm and here we are and yes I take every possible opportunity to show off my screen saver. Deal. Be jealous.
The Random Number Generator says: 3
3 means Megan, @love_evol on Twitter. Email me Megan so I can mail you your wikkid, cool, chuffed, brutal, stupendous, baller, fantastic, frackful, epic, hip hop happenin’ print. Send me a picola when you get it up! And danke to all the crafty fools on Facebook for expanding my vocab. Word.
If you got beef, feel jipped, or complete outrage, make sure to not email me and take it up with the Random.org folks. If you still feel hurt, stick around. National Crochet Day (Sept 12th) is just around the corner and I gots plans. Oh, yes, plans. Plans of great and utter proportion that I am know hyping up to possibly result in some form of disappointment, therefore, I shut up.
Congrats Megan! Stay hooker!
August 31st, 2011 § 18 Comments
Would you like something free? Yes. Do you like crochet? Yes. Do you like free crochet related things? Of course. Where are you going with this? You’re rambling. Okay. Leave a comment below by 10pm (Texas time!) on Wednesday September 7th and I will use one of those fancy random number generator thingys and pick a winner. Ramble, rant, rave, tell me what you would do to Edward (keep it PG-13) or how much you loooooooove crochet (I do.). Oh, yeah, the prize. The prize is a print (7.5″ x 5.5″ cardstock) of the drawing below. And all you have to do is LEAVE A COMMENT. That is all. Oh, yeah, and then if you win I will need your address. No, I am not going to visit you, I am going to mail your prize. No, I don’t need stamps, but thank you for asking. Why do I want to give you things? Because I am awesome. How dare you even ask. HOOKERS RULE!