September 14th, 2011 § 5 Comments
Shhh! Look over there! Oh yes, the majestic Hookopotamus. Quietly as we observe the rare creature in the wild as it, yes ladies and gentlehooks, is crocheting. This is miraculous and, oh look how crafty she is. We’ll try to not to disturb this specimen while in the act of hooking. Please make sure to put away all knitting needle as she will charge very aggressively.