What team are you on?! You’re being all weird and social and friendly. Gross.

I am in that don’t-look-me-in-the-eye kind of mood. That I-would-like-to-be-alone-with-my-yarn kind of mood. That damn-I-want-something-deep-fried kind of mood. Non eye contact alone fried yarn. That is me all inside and outside and outer space.

Okay, uh, definitely coffee time.