November 21st, 2011 § 1 Comment
You’re the winners of Edward test prints:
9) Samantha and 13)Ana V
Now you two hold the responsibility of reaching out and sending your addresses to me at hooker @ obeycrochet.com so I can get this handsome hookhands in the mail for you. Let me know where they end up in your crafty caves.
You all managed to make my stomach leap out of my body and attack the fridge and gracias for sharing your recipes and stories. Feel free to randomly do that whenever you want (I encourage it in fact) on the blog or on FB or twitter. I tend to eat breakfast for breakfast, lunch, and dinner so I’m always looking for new ways to stuff my face. Oh and my favorite breakfast? Eggs Benedict all the way or now, come to think of it, anything with an egg on it. Put an egg on it!
Hope you survive the holidays with as little blood shed as possible. Keep your hook strong and your yarn long!
September 8th, 2011 § Leave a Comment
It hit 10 pm and here we are and yes I take every possible opportunity to show off my screen saver. Deal. Be jealous.
The Random Number Generator says: 3
3 means Megan, @love_evol on Twitter. Email me Megan so I can mail you your wikkid, cool, chuffed, brutal, stupendous, baller, fantastic, frackful, epic, hip hop happenin’ print. Send me a picola when you get it up! And danke to all the crafty fools on Facebook for expanding my vocab. Word.
If you got beef, feel jipped, or complete outrage, make sure to not email me and take it up with the Random.org folks. If you still feel hurt, stick around. National Crochet Day (Sept 12th) is just around the corner and I gots plans. Oh, yes, plans. Plans of great and utter proportion that I am know hyping up to possibly result in some form of disappointment, therefore, I shut up.
Congrats Megan! Stay hooker!
August 31st, 2011 § 18 Comments
Would you like something free? Yes. Do you like crochet? Yes. Do you like free crochet related things? Of course. Where are you going with this? You’re rambling. Okay. Leave a comment below by 10pm (Texas time!) on Wednesday September 7th and I will use one of those fancy random number generator thingys and pick a winner. Ramble, rant, rave, tell me what you would do to Edward (keep it PG-13) or how much you loooooooove crochet (I do.). Oh, yeah, the prize. The prize is a print (7.5″ x 5.5″ cardstock) of the drawing below. And all you have to do is LEAVE A COMMENT. That is all. Oh, yeah, and then if you win I will need your address. No, I am not going to visit you, I am going to mail your prize. No, I don’t need stamps, but thank you for asking. Why do I want to give you things? Because I am awesome. How dare you even ask. HOOKERS RULE!