September 30th, 2011 § 1 Comment
Another lone hooker hit for DA JAMZ! page. I know you needles like bonding and what not, but I weild a rattan/wicker/shabby chic French racket with pure selfish only child rage. The kind of rage that I back with music from the Police. Don’t make me bust out my graduation gown or my angel wings. Exactly. Back. Up.
August 27th, 2011 § 2 Comments
Seems like a lot of work for a circle. I do circles all the time. All. The. Time.
Correction: You would need 4 double pointed needles or one circular knitting needle which at that point, just get yourself a crochet hook. I not sayin’, I’m just sayin’.
July 3rd, 2011 § Leave a Comment
I’m the only one with the jokes here. I will sandman your arse.
July 1st, 2011 § Leave a Comment
Don’t confuse us with the Spanish Cobras. I would have put this in Old English, but then you would probably not be able to read it. Initiation consists of you, yarn, a crochet hook, and a lot of counting. HFL, hooks up!
*30 drawings every day for 30 days. Go through the posts to check out the ones you have missed.
June 30th, 2011 § Leave a Comment
Do you crochet? Yes? Than make a square. Why? To create a blanket. Why? That will be sold. For? Orphans and relief effort in Japan. All the money? Yes, 100% of proceeds go towards the cause. Click the image to get more info and rules. Do it. Now. Obey!
Sidenote: This is for crochet. In Japanese, the word for crochet and knit are the same word, “knit”. Got it? Okay you should be crocheting now.