DON’T STAND SO CLOSE TO ME

September 30th, 2011 § 1 Comment

"obey crochet" "the police" crochet

Another lone hooker hit for DA JAMZ! page. I know you needles like bonding and what not, but I weild a rattan/wicker/shabby chic French racket with pure selfish only child rage. The kind of rage that I back with music from the Police. Don’t make me bust out my graduation gown or my angel wings. Exactly. Back. Up.

CIRCLES VIA KNITTING

August 27th, 2011 § 2 Comments

"obey crochet" obey crochet doodle drawing stephanie toppin

Seems like a lot of work for a circle. I do circles all the time. All. The. Time.

 

Correction: You would need 4 double pointed needles or one circular knitting needle which at that point, just get yourself a crochet hook. I not sayin’, I’m just sayin’.

19/30: YOU ARE NOT FUNNY

July 3rd, 2011 § Leave a Comment

30 DRAWINGS EVERY DAY FOR 30 DAYS

drawing obey crochet hook not funny knock joke

I’m the only one with the jokes here. I will sandman your arse.

18/30: HOOKER

July 3rd, 2011 § Leave a Comment

30 drawings every day for 30 days

Hooker obey crochet drawing stephanie toppin

It had to be done.

MY MODEST COLLECTION

July 1st, 2011 § Leave a Comment

obey crochet button badge pin collection

I prefer your button over a business card any day.

1. Berkley Illustration 2. Pixel Party 3. BabyBolt 4. Houston Roller Derby 5. Who are you number 5?! Who are you? I know you were at Renegade Craft… 6. I saw the Shadowsphere!!! I did. 7. Yppah 8. Random off the street find 9. Crab Apple Designs 10. The Vagina Monologue (Local UofH performance) 11. Studio Erico 12. One Up Designs 13. My brief but awesome Montessori teaching days 14. Bonobo 15. The Nerd Garage Sale by The Joanna Art Group 16. Just a button I have, it’s old. Wait, I think it’s from fredflare

And me! Oh, snap! Buttons are still free until August 1st. Get some!

17/30: HOOKER FOR LIFE

July 1st, 2011 § Leave a Comment

HOOKER FOR LIFE OBEY CROCHET STEPHANIE TOPPIN

 

Don’t confuse us with the Spanish Cobras. I would have put this in Old English, but then you would probably not be able to read it. Initiation consists of you, yarn, a crochet hook, and a lot of counting. HFL, hooks up!

*30 drawings every day for 30 days. Go through the posts to check out the ones you have missed.

CALLING ALL HOOKERS!

June 30th, 2011 § Leave a Comment

think of japan help knitting crochet charity

Do you crochet? Yes? Than make a square. Why? To create a blanket. Why? That will be sold. For? Orphans and relief effort in Japan. All the money? Yes, 100% of proceeds go towards the cause. Click the image to get more info and rules. Do it. Now. Obey!

Sidenote: This is for crochet. In Japanese, the word for crochet and knit are the same word, “knit”. Got it?¬†Okay you should be crocheting now.

15/30: UNDERHOOK

June 30th, 2011 § Leave a Comment

Underhook

30 drawings every day for 30 days. We are half way there, hookers!

That eyebrow is slightly intimidating.

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