10/30: SIKE

February 21st, 2012 § 1 Comment

Awe, damn. One third of the way through 30 drawings for 30 days. I know it’s easy to start panicking. So now that you are in a state of panic, you’re flustered, and wondering, “what should I do with this violent pent up energy?”, go over to Hooktopia and join the ranks of some very fine hookers indeed!

6/30: REHAB

February 15th, 2012 § 1 Comment

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The first step is admitting you have a situation (I’ll be damned if you call it a problem). I mean, I have the Internet, people, what is a hook suppose to do? Look away? It’s there and free! I just spend hours in the aisles of craft stores. I can’t help it. I just imagine ramming my hook into that soft, soft yarn.

I think I need a cigarette.

3/30: ZOMBIE HOOKER

February 10th, 2012 § 2 Comments

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I get requests and no dis on these at all, but you will have to bear with me. I have my own back list of ideas I need to doodle out. Starting this site has added quite a bit to the daily routine and “delete spam” is one. SOOOO FUN! Really. Blah, blah, blah, whine. So it takes some time now for me to get to requests and sad to say I can’t find the name of the crafty lass that made this one. I am vaguely recalling a Zombie Hooker screen name, perhaps? Don’t quote me. Well, whoever you are, I hope you have not thrown me completely to the gutter because here you are: Zombie Hooker, in all it’s oozing glory. I would spend my days eating Knitta brains, but they are so small. I kid!

$HIT HOOKERS SAY

January 27th, 2012 § 8 Comments

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Seriously, this may come as a shock to you if you have not been listening to me for the last year, but, no, I don’t want to learn to knit. Really.

Am I missing any?

HOOKY DON’T PLAY DAT

January 26th, 2012 § Leave a Comment

The enthusiasm of knitters is great, yet the bitterness of my stubborn heart is far greater. Alas, I have the joy now of not only explaining, “Yes, I crochet. No, I don’t knit. At all.”, can now be followed by, “Here have a button, a rub on tattoo, and check out the blog. That will explain it all.”

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I wish you well as you hook on and your ferver for crochet grows with every stitch you make.

Hook on, Hookers, hook on.

P.S. Hooktopia is not going to fill itself, crafters! It is my fault for not pushing it more, but now I will be buggin’ you incessantly about it. Prepare to be annoyed. Well, slightly at least. Show your hooker pride! Email me your photos at hooker @ obeycrochet.com. Now.

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NIN-JA

January 25th, 2012 § Leave a Comment

My skills are so massive, you should not look directly into the hook. Exactly. I know.

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WELCOME TO MY NIGHTMARE

January 24th, 2012 § Leave a Comment

With sweat still forming, I gasp and realized with massive relief, “It was only a dream.” It was an unfortunate vivid nightmare and I had to share the unpleasant experience with you. We are safe no where my hookers. No. Where. My warning: stay crochet. Stay. Crochet.

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I SAID CROCHET

January 7th, 2012 § 1 Comment

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STRAIGHT FROM HOOKLYN

January 5th, 2012 § 2 Comments

I packed up the yarn and attitude to visit the fam over the holidays. The cold streets, the crabby lone hooks, the corner craft stores…oh, the streets of Hooklyn…so many fond memories…obey crochet craft yarn brooklyn

MY STASH IS SO FAT

January 5th, 2012 § 2 Comments

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The bigger, the better.

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