6/30: REHAB

February 15th, 2012 § 1 Comment

obey crochet drawing

The first step is admitting you have a situation (I’ll be damned if you call it a problem). I mean, I have the Internet, people, what is a hook suppose to do? Look away? It’s there and free! I just spend hours in the aisles of craft stores. I can’t help it. I just imagine ramming my hook into that soft, soft yarn.

I think I need a cigarette.

5/30: V-DAY TO GO

February 14th, 2012 § Leave a Comment

obey crochet drawing craft

Ah, how I loathe Valentine’s Day. Call me sour or what have you, but the pressure, anticipation, expectation, disappointment, and over analysis of where you fall in the dark pit of relationship status is something I would rather skip over. Thank you, at least, that it is on a week day. You can find me making out with yet another new skein and I’ll leave the forever-dom to the needles.

Oh, and happy Valentine’s Day!


February 13th, 2012 § 1 Comment

obey crochet craft drawing yarn

So here we are again. You looking at me, me fantasizing about how to get my hook in you. Oh, Yarn. Oh. Yarn.


February 10th, 2012 § 2 Comments

obey crochet drawing craft

I get requests and no dis on these at all, but you will have to bear with me. I have my own back list of ideas I need to doodle out. Starting this site has added quite a bit to the daily routine and “delete spam” is one. SOOOO FUN! Really. Blah, blah, blah, whine. So it takes some time now for me to get to requests and sad to say I can’t find the name of the crafty lass that made this one. I am vaguely recalling a Zombie Hooker screen name, perhaps? Don’t quote me. Well, whoever you are, I hope you have not thrown me completely to the gutter because here you are: Zombie Hooker, in all it’s oozing glory. I would spend my days eating Knitta brains, but they are so small. I kid!


February 9th, 2012 § 3 Comments

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As I check through the bins of my craft room

I take a look at my stash and realize my life is doomed

Cause I’ve been crafting and hookin’ so long that

Every single bit of my yarn is gone.

Been spending most their lives living in the Hooka’s Paradise

Keep spending most our lives living in the Hooka’s Paradise

Tell me why am I, so blind to see

A yarn coupon, buy one get one free

30 drawings for 30 days!



February 8th, 2012 § 5 Comments

lionel richie crochet hook obey drawing

Oh, Lionel Stitchie, I would follow that hook and that hair anywhere.


February 7th, 2012 § Leave a Comment

obey crochet

It is upon us again.* 30 drawings for 30 days Round Two. New levels of hookery will be unveiled. I am tingling. Tingling.

Check out the last time this feat was taken here.



*minus weekends people


February 7th, 2012 § Leave a Comment


march april 2012 obey crochet

Thank you Crochet Today! for featuring one of my bags and doing a little write up in the March/April issue which will be on stands February 8th. Obey Crochet is not even one yet, but I am thrilled so many hook heads have been enjoying it. I’ve been trying to answer emails and please be patient, I am a one hook show, but I do like to read your messages and it fills this cold hearted hook with crochet pride.

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I don’t really know what to say besides thank you, thank you, thank you so check it out for yourself on page 8. Get your bag here and peruse the rest of the merchandise, I’ll be working on the shop all this week. I definitely still have plans and doodle ideas so check back and see what’s hookin’ here.

Excuse me, but I have to call my mom. Time to tell her about what I do in my spare time.

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Stay Crochet,

Stephanie Toppin & Hooky McHookface



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