SHERRY IS A FONDLER

November 28th, 2011 § Leave a Comment

I’m back from the food coma and here we are at the close of the giveaway. The bag of yarn with a tote of handmade deer love goes to Sherry who commented about her favorite Obey doodle:

“Fondle You. I can imagine roaming thru yarn with my fingers. Ooooh, aaaah!”

Woah. Thanks for keeping it G, kinda.

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Sherry please email me hooker @ obeycrochet.com and a million thanks to Hola Dear Deer! Gracias homies!

P.S. If you happen to be in Houston Dec 11th, meet the deer squared at the Bizzare Market on Main and yes, I will be crafting it up there, too.  What?! I’m generous with the rub on tattoos!

ALL OF THIS DEER CAN BE YOURS!

November 22nd, 2011 § 23 Comments

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I may not be a “people person”, but here is a tip-ola: if you are going to attempt to associate with other persons, it’s a mega bonus if they happen to be some crafty bastards.

Exhibit A: Hola Dear Deer

This doe duo are a pair of sister stitchers who chant “straight lines are for squares” while toiling away at their sewing machines to conjure up business card holders, pouches, totes, and what ever else the fabric (vintage!) so desires. They’ve helped in crafting Obey Crochet yarnbombing kits, proudly sported rub on tattoos (hello hook universe, they are still available!) for the Obey cause, and I am glad to call them homies. AND one of them hooks in her spare time! Quite the pair, quite the pair, indeed.

These dear deers have started out in a crafty Etsyian adventure and have so generously given me a handmade goodie to help a hooker out. You can also follow some deer family escapades here. Did you say FREE?! Yes. Why, yes, I did.

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Word on the street is stripes are sexy.

 

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It’s a large, lined canvas tote made with vintage fabric and sturdy enough to stuff with all your hooks and a ton o’ yarn.

 "obey crochet" hola dear deer

FYI, I love me some hookers, but I could have soooo easily kept this. E-A-S-I-L-Y. Instead, because I am super wicked ninja cool (and because I don’t want a hoof to the head from those deer), I went out, bought a butt load o’ yarn, and am giving it to you.

Why would I do this?! Wait, why am I doing this? Oh, yeah, to support the hooker cause, my crafty crusaders. The holidays have folks spending money on things that are un-crochet and in the midst of the madness I am pushing back, bulking your stash up and asking you to get on that amigurumi, granny square, potholder, monster, blanket project you have been putting off. Get hookin’!

HOW DO I WIN AND SPREAD THE LOVE OF HOOK FAR AND WIDE?

Leave a comment and tell me what’s your favorite Obey Crochet Comic so far. You can browse the selection here and here. A winner will be chosen Monday, the 28th, in the morn (I live in Texas!) after the turket slaughtering.

P.S. This blog remains sponsor free, powered by a single hook, a cubicle job, and the crazed love o’ crochet.

P.P.S. If you are disappointed I am not giving away deer, well I guess I can understand that but I heard they poop a lot.

Gracias Hola Dear Deer! Crochet all day, every day.

AND THE WINNER IS…

November 21st, 2011 § 1 Comment

You’re the winners of Edward test prints:

9) Samantha and 13)Ana V

Now you two hold the responsibility of reaching out and sending your addresses to me at hooker @ obeycrochet.com so I can get this handsome hookhands in the mail for you. Let me know where they end up in your crafty caves.

You all managed to make my stomach leap out of my body and attack the fridge and gracias for sharing your recipes and stories. Feel free to randomly do that whenever you want (I encourage it in fact) on the blog or on FB or twitter. I tend to eat breakfast for breakfast, lunch, and dinner so I’m always looking for new ways to stuff my face. Oh and my favorite breakfast? Eggs Benedict all the way or now, come to think of it, anything with an egg on it. Put an egg on it!

Hope you survive the holidays with as little blood shed as possible. Keep your hook strong and your yarn long! 

 

WINNING MR. HOOK HANDS

November 16th, 2011 § 14 Comments

What the heck is that semi organized two inch binder doing on your desk?!

It contains all of the Obey Crochet drawings, you say?!

And while cleaning and organizing because you live such a wild life style, you found two test prints?! that you don’t want? and want to give away for some awesome hard core hooker out there?

My joy, can not be contained. Not. At. All.

But how, oh how, oh hooky one, do I win this awesome display of hooker pride?! Edward Hook Hands! He’s dreamy.

Leave a comment, tell me your favorite, most awesome breakfast. Why? Because I like breakfast. And because I own this blog and I do what I want. And I want to see if you actually read my mutterings. Mutter.

I will pick two winners Monday morn when I get up. I live in Texas. Good luck. Hooks speed.

BABY, YOU ARE ON MY CHRISTMAS LIST

November 16th, 2011 § Leave a Comment

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Oh, snap! Me and my yarn, we are at it again. Sigh.

THE NON SQUARE GRANNY

November 16th, 2011 § Leave a Comment

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If you have not tried that lovely six sided hexagon beauty, get wild, make a blanket, perhaps, yes, even a hexagon potholder? You can breathe now. Then you can send me photos and then I can virtually high five you. I’m just sayin’.

HOOKER SUPPLIES & THERE’S NO KIND OF PRIZE LIKE A SURPRISE

November 16th, 2011 § Leave a Comment

"obey crochet" crochet craft hook drawing

All the things I need to survive on a daily basis. This was actually drawn in desperation due to the fact that I forgot my headphones at home this week. Apparently that is grounds for encouraging strangers to start conversations with you. Geez. The rage took over for sometime. I finally got that vein to go back in my forehead. On a sidenote: If you like big totes and you can not lie, look out for a giveaway soon. You like free right? I got you something for Christmas then. I know. I’m awesome. Here is a hint, these crafty lady deers made it.

THANKFUL

November 16th, 2011 § Leave a Comment

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Did I mention yarn? Coffee is pretty up there, too. I am mostly thankful that I don’t have to share it. Hey, facts are facts. Deal.

NOT LISTENING

November 16th, 2011 § Leave a Comment

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This happens quite often.

HOOKY D

November 10th, 2011 § Leave a Comment

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All of this hook is for you.
RIP Dwight Myers

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